U-238 Punch (?)

Directions

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   1 qt Rum 1 qt Vodka 1 qt Strawberry juice 1 qt Orange juice 1 qt Pineapple juice 1 pt Fresh strawberries 1 pt Orange wedges 1 pt Pineapple c

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   Serve as you would punch

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   This beverage's motto is: Hiroshima's favorite since '45

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   Guaranteed to bomb you into the next decade! NOTE: Orange juice and wedges and pineapple juice and chunks can be substituted for your favori

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   However, the strawberries and juice is considered MANDATORY! The vodka can also be substituted for your favorite booze, but rum is MANDATORY

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   Two fellow audience members were passing this stuff around in a plastic milk jug several hours before Seals & Crofts were to go on

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   How come this stuff didn't eat through the jug is beyond me, but the drink (more of a "punch") is very tasty

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   I thank those two intrepid people for this recipe